It's a grainy photo... but you can see my wife's handiwork.
And guess what! I was actually useful during this whole process. It turns out that Cheri has an Achilles' Heel. She can't put in finishing nails. I, however, have a knack for the task -- so I actually felt useful.
There's a strong possibility that Cheri was just pretending that she wasn't an expert at finishing nails, just so I could feel slightly competent at something.
And as if all this wasn't enough to do... we had to go work backstage at West Side Story!